The Mouse Mat

Whilst wandering listlessly through Bic Camera at Yurakucho last week, I somehow managed to find myself in a sea of mouse pads. Actually, I’m not sure what the group term is for a number of mouse pads (herd? flock?), but whatever it is, that’s where I was, and then by some incredible divine intervention I saw this:

mouse pad

A Yoshinoya mouse mat. Now, I love gyudon and butadon at least as much as the next man, but sadly I couldn’t bring myself to buy it. I feel like I’ve let the side down, and I apologise.